Sunday, March 12, 2006

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Duck Tape Monsters!

"Acckkkkk! A duck tape monster! No, its gonna get me! No! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The shrieks of another helpless victem... Of a ducktape monster! Sad isn't it.
Beware peoples, an insane friend of mine is using black magic to enchant rolls of duck tape to attack innocent people. They show no mercy so they may even ducktape you to a wall! The only antidote to keep them away from you is...................... Bum Bum Bum Bum! Drumroll please.
Okay, highlight the answer: Garlic, wait thats vampires.
It's actually: Scotch Tape! Head my warning people! You must use the mystery item, there arch nemisis to *stick* it to them!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

What is Neither Dark Nor Light and Binds the Universe Together?

What is Neither Dark Nor Light and Binds the Universe Together?
Let me guess, you said the force? Wrong you fools! HAHAHAHA! You’re all wrong! If you want to know the answer: I'm sorry, first you have to kick all the youngins out of the room. Okay, here it is, highlight the following: DUCKTAPE Got it yet?
Well, that's what really binds the universe together. Not the freaking force!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Nooooo! I've been tagged!

( 4 ) Jobs Had In Life

A. Crazy Sith
B. Cheese Maker
C. Cereal Maker
D. Sithish Samurai

( 4 ) Movies Like to watch

A. Star Wars
B. King Kong
C. Lord of the Rings
D. Office Space

( 4 ) Places Lived

A. Colorado
B. Minnesota

( 4 ) TV Show Watched

A. Naruto
D. Crazy Chanel

( 4 ) Vacation Places

A. Cambodia
B. Colorado
C. Florida
D. California

( 4 ) Websites visit Daily

A. Yoda
B. Cheat Planet
C. B.B. Naboo
D. Oneida

( 4 ) Favorite Foods

A. Cheese Puffs
B. Baccon
C. Candy
D. Unhealthy Stuff

( 4 ) Places Rather Be

A. Florida
B. California
C. Some where not cold
D. A million dollar mansion

( 4 ) People to Tag

A. Yoda
B. Jango
D. General Asthma

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Which Side Are YOU On?

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

GUEST POSTER: Revan's Mother

Hi there kiddies, Revan's mommie here. Has he been being dark sideish again? If he is, TELL ME! TELL ME NOW YOU FOOLS! *veins poping in head* sorry about that kiddies. I noticed a couple of you are not so nice yourselves. I have some Light Side pamphalets here. Heres one for you Jango, and you Jabafatboy, don't call yourself fat dear, it might ruin your self confidence. I also noticed your not that evil but you should respect your elders * coughsYODAcoughs* Vegeta, I noticed your not evil anymore... Good job kid. Well, its been fun meeting you guys. If any of you decide to join the light, We'll throw a party hosted by Mace Windu. We'll be watching legally blonde! *giggles creepily*

Monday, January 16, 2006

Killy Wonka the Slaver

In my chocolate yesterday, I found an orange ticket. I had won the Killy Wonka contest. I won the right to visit Killy Wonka's Oompa Loompa factory. When i got there, I was amazed. It was actually a slave camp were Oompa Loompas were being cut up and served as TV dinners for the rich. I like this guys style. I told him he should start sering cooked jedi meals to the stinken republic. He liked the idea as well. All i got was a trip to his camp and a Oompa Loompa slave. Over all, the trip was fun.