Tuesday, January 31, 2006

What is Neither Dark Nor Light and Binds the Universe Together?

What is Neither Dark Nor Light and Binds the Universe Together?
Let me guess, you said the force? Wrong you fools! HAHAHAHA! You’re all wrong! If you want to know the answer: I'm sorry, first you have to kick all the youngins out of the room. Okay, here it is, highlight the following: DUCKTAPE Got it yet?
Well, that's what really binds the universe together. Not the freaking force!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Nooooo! I've been tagged!

( 4 ) Jobs Had In Life

A. Crazy Sith
B. Cheese Maker
C. Cereal Maker
D. Sithish Samurai

( 4 ) Movies Like to watch

A. Star Wars
B. King Kong
C. Lord of the Rings
D. Office Space

( 4 ) Places Lived

A. Colorado
B. Minnesota

( 4 ) TV Show Watched

A. Naruto
D. Crazy Chanel

( 4 ) Vacation Places

A. Cambodia
B. Colorado
C. Florida
D. California

( 4 ) Websites visit Daily

A. Yoda
B. Cheat Planet
C. B.B. Naboo
D. Oneida

( 4 ) Favorite Foods

A. Cheese Puffs
B. Baccon
C. Candy
D. Unhealthy Stuff

( 4 ) Places Rather Be

A. Florida
B. California
C. Some where not cold
D. A million dollar mansion

( 4 ) People to Tag

A. Yoda
B. Jango
D. General Asthma

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Which Side Are YOU On?

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

GUEST POSTER: Revan's Mother

Hi there kiddies, Revan's mommie here. Has he been being dark sideish again? If he is, TELL ME! TELL ME NOW YOU FOOLS! *veins poping in head* sorry about that kiddies. I noticed a couple of you are not so nice yourselves. I have some Light Side pamphalets here. Heres one for you Jango, and you Jabafatboy, don't call yourself fat dear, it might ruin your self confidence. I also noticed your not that evil but you should respect your elders * coughsYODAcoughs* Vegeta, I noticed your not evil anymore... Good job kid. Well, its been fun meeting you guys. If any of you decide to join the light, We'll throw a party hosted by Mace Windu. We'll be watching legally blonde! *giggles creepily*

Monday, January 16, 2006

Killy Wonka the Slaver

In my chocolate yesterday, I found an orange ticket. I had won the Killy Wonka contest. I won the right to visit Killy Wonka's Oompa Loompa factory. When i got there, I was amazed. It was actually a slave camp were Oompa Loompas were being cut up and served as TV dinners for the rich. I like this guys style. I told him he should start sering cooked jedi meals to the stinken republic. He liked the idea as well. All i got was a trip to his camp and a Oompa Loompa slave. Over all, the trip was fun.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Coded Message (highlight the post to read the whole thing)

My mom thinks I have join the light, like that's ever gonna happen. Sorry about the font color. My mom found out about my blog and reads it daily. And I writing this so no stupid jedi thinks I've joined them. Also, I met yoda's mom on the kessel run... She showed me a picture of yoda auditioning for thr Rapathon. She says he made a huge fuss when ever she showed someone.

Pretty interesting if you ask me. And don't forget, I'm still a sith. I just have to use a fricken purple lightsaber cause my ma thinks it's the best way to show people I can be light side material.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Monday, January 09, 2006

Stupid Jedi!

I was analyzing the battle of Gui-gon and Obi-Wan, and I realized, what idiots! It was two against one and the jedi still barely won! I was speaking to Maul's spirit last night in a dream and he told me, "I have fought with many trainers before. They had all aimed for the hilt of my lightsaber durring the battle and had almost always defeated me. But the jedi were the only ones who actualy aimed for the blades. They're powerful and graceful, but there stupid... Obi-wan only defeated me because he accidentally cut my hilt in half. Then he exacuted the legandary, "Blade of the Drunken Warrior" technique which is unstopable and defeated me!" Maul then vanished and I awoke again.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Sith Everywhere!

Not many people know the true face oh the President/Emperor of the Galaxy! He is a sith lord who is not really interested in politics. But having the position that will allow him to overthrow the U. S, he has now obtained that ranking. Soon, he will have order 66 take place and all the troops in Iraq will come back and destroy everyone. Then he will travel to mars and take over then Saturn, ect. Until ever planet in our solar system is his!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Oprah is strong in the Force!

Oprah is a Threat to the Force!
I recently paid a sith for hire to vaporize Darth Oprah with F-Lightning. But as you can see, she deflected it back at him and destroyed him! I must get rid of my rival sith. Darth Oprah must perish! By the way. If anyone wants to hire a sith, got to www.ebay.com You can find good and evil things there!
Other News: I might not post as much now, maybe once or twice a week because I have loads of homework to do! Sorry! :(

Monday, January 02, 2006

Sudoku Sucks!

I recently left my mother's place because she wouldn't stop talking about how she never new I was a sith. Well you all know that from my recent posts... So I moved into a apartment on Korriban, home world of the first sith lords. My roomie was a fat trandoshan. All he ever did was play with my lightsabers and do his little Sudoku problems. Sudoku is a weird game with numbers and junk, you can probally by a whole book of it anywhere you go. Any ways, I like a little Sudoku myself but he does it everywhere and leaves his scraps of paper everywhere. I got really pissed off so I sold him into a wookie slave camp. Then I made a clone of him to avoid suspicion...

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Years!!!

The New Year wasn't that fun, I stayed up till 3 watching CSI and the stupid ball drop or whatever... I still got to drink champane and I'm only thirteen in real life. Revan is 22. Anyways, hope you all had a good time last night.