Crazy Sith Stuff

2006-03-12T10:33:00.000-12:00

2006-03-12T10:29:00.000-12:00

Duck Tape Monsters!

2006-02-07T13:28:00.000-12:00

"Acckkkkk! A duck tape monster! No, its gonna get me! No! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The shrieks of another helpless victem... Of a ducktape monster! Sad isn't it.

Beware peoples, an insane friend of mine is using black magic to enchant rolls of duck tape to attack innocent people. They show no mercy so they may even ducktape you to a wall! The only antidote to keep them away from you is...................... Bum Bum Bum Bum! Drumroll please.

Okay, highlight the answer: Garlic, wait thats vampires.

It's actually: Scotch Tape! Head my warning people! You must use the mystery item, there arch nemisis to *stick* it to them!

What is Neither Dark Nor Light and Binds the Universe Together?

2006-01-31T12:43:00.000-12:00

What is Neither Dark Nor Light and Binds the Universe Together?
Let me guess, you said the force? Wrong you fools! HAHAHAHA! You’re all wrong! If you want to know the answer: I'm sorry, first you have to kick all the youngins out of the room. Okay, here it is, highlight the following: DUCKTAPE Got it yet?
Well, that's what really binds the universe together. Not the freaking force!

Nooooo! I've been tagged!

2006-01-26T13:16:00.000-12:00

( 4 ) Jobs Had In Life

A. Crazy Sith
B. Cheese Maker
C. Cereal Maker
D. Sithish Samurai

( 4 ) Movies Like to watch

A. Star Wars
B. King Kong
C. Lord of the Rings
D. Office Space

( 4 ) Places Lived

A. Colorado
B. Minnesota
C.
D.

( 4 ) TV Show Watched

A. Naruto
B. CSI
C. DBZ
D. Crazy Chanel

( 4 ) Vacation Places

A. Cambodia
B. Colorado
C. Florida
D. California

( 4 ) Websites visit Daily

A. Yoda
B. Cheat Planet
C. B.B. Naboo
D. Oneida

( 4 ) Favorite Foods

A. Cheese Puffs
B. Baccon
C. Candy
D. Unhealthy Stuff

( 4 ) Places Rather Be

A. Florida
B. California
C. Some where not cold
D. A million dollar mansion

( 4 ) People to Tag

A. Yoda
B. Jango
C. JJ
D. General Asthma

Which Side Are YOU On?

2006-01-25T12:53:00.000-12:00

GUEST POSTER: Revan's Mother

2006-01-21T14:45:00.000-12:00

Hi there kiddies, Revan's mommie here. Has he been being dark sideish again? If he is, TELL ME! TELL ME NOW YOU FOOLS! *veins poping in head* sorry about that kiddies. I noticed a couple of you are not so nice yourselves. I have some Light Side pamphalets here. Heres one for you Jango, and you Jabafatboy, don't call yourself fat dear, it might ruin your self confidence. I also noticed your not that evil but you should respect your elders * coughsYODAcoughs* Vegeta, I noticed your not evil anymore... Good job kid. Well, its been fun meeting you guys. If any of you decide to join the light, We'll throw a party hosted by Mace Windu. We'll be watching legally blonde! *giggles creepily*

Killy Wonka the Slaver

2006-01-16T15:12:00.000-12:00

In my chocolate yesterday, I found an orange ticket. I had won the Killy Wonka contest. I won the right to visit Killy Wonka's Oompa Loompa factory. When i got there, I was amazed. It was actually a slave camp were Oompa Loompas were being cut up and served as TV dinners for the rich. I like this guys style. I told him he should start sering cooked jedi meals to the stinken republic. He liked the idea as well. All i got was a trip to his camp and a Oompa Loompa slave. Over all, the trip was fun.

Coded Message (highlight the post to read the whole thing)

2006-01-12T14:17:00.000-12:00

My mom thinks I have join the light, like that's ever gonna happen. Sorry about the font color. My mom found out about my blog and reads it daily. And I writing this so no stupid jedi thinks I've joined them. Also, I met yoda's mom on the kessel run... She showed me a picture of yoda auditioning for thr Rapathon. She says he made a huge fuss when ever she showed someone.

Pretty interesting if you ask me. And don't forget, I'm still a sith. I just have to use a fricken purple lightsaber cause my ma thinks it's the best way to show people I can be light side material.

2006-01-11T12:50:00.000-12:00

Stupid Jedi!

2006-01-09T12:47:00.000-12:00

I was analyzing the battle of Gui-gon and Obi-Wan, and I realized, what idiots! It was two against one and the jedi still barely won! I was speaking to Maul's spirit last night in a dream and he told me, "I have fought with many trainers before. They had all aimed for the hilt of my lightsaber durring the battle and had almost always defeated me. But the jedi were the only ones who actualy aimed for the blades. They're powerful and graceful, but there stupid... Obi-wan only defeated me because he accidentally cut my hilt in half. Then he exacuted the legandary, "Blade of the Drunken Warrior" technique which is unstopable and defeated me!" Maul then vanished and I awoke again.

Sith Everywhere!

2006-01-06T01:01:00.000-12:00

Not many people know the true face oh the President/Emperor of the Galaxy! He is a sith lord who is not really interested in politics. But having the position that will allow him to overthrow the U. S, he has now obtained that ranking. Soon, he will have order 66 take place and all the troops in Iraq will come back and destroy everyone. Then he will travel to mars and take over then Saturn, ect. Until ever planet in our solar system is his!

Oprah is strong in the Force!

2006-01-03T13:13:00.000-12:00

Oprah is a Threat to the Force!

I recently paid a sith for hire to vaporize Darth Oprah with F-Lightning. But as you can see, she deflected it back at him and destroyed him! I must get rid of my rival sith. Darth Oprah must perish! By the way. If anyone wants to hire a sith, got to www.ebay.com You can find good and evil things there!

Other News: I might not post as much now, maybe once or twice a week because I have loads of homework to do! Sorry! :(

Sudoku Sucks!

2006-01-02T08:24:00.000-12:00

I recently left my mother's place because she wouldn't stop talking about how she never new I was a sith. Well you all know that from my recent posts... So I moved into a apartment on Korriban, home world of the first sith lords. My roomie was a fat trandoshan. All he ever did was play with my lightsabers and do his little Sudoku problems. Sudoku is a weird game with numbers and junk, you can probally by a whole book of it anywhere you go. Any ways, I like a little Sudoku myself but he does it everywhere and leaves his scraps of paper everywhere. I got really pissed off so I sold him into a wookie slave camp. Then I made a clone of him to avoid suspicion...

Happy New Years!!!

2006-01-01T07:20:00.000-12:00

The New Year wasn't that fun, I stayed up till 3 watching CSI and the stupid ball drop or whatever... I still got to drink champane and I'm only thirteen in real life. Revan is 22. Anyways, hope you all had a good time last night.

!@#$

2005-12-30T15:45:00.000-12:00

%!@#, my mom found out that I'm a sith. She threatened to stop making those sugar cookies I'm so obsessed with If I don't join the light. Pah! I just bought an assassin droid that can kill 50 people in one minute AND make sugar cookies at the same time! When I woke up this morning, my room was filled with light side crap... Lightsabers with green and blue blades everywhere, join the light side pamphlets, and dozens of Jedi holocrons to convince me to join the light! I got so fed up, I decided to move out of my mom's basement( I'm ONLY 22). I also found a new apprentice, I decided my new rubber duck was the best sith available, say hello to Darth Xios...

Secrets That Must Never Be Told ( to my mom)

2005-12-29T09:52:00.000-12:00

From recent comments: Jedi Katt asked what my mom thought about my career. She doesn't know and doesn't need to. I hate to say it, but she is 100% light side material... And from
lt. cmdr oneida: no, I don't think you kill the queen or mabye i haven't gotton that far... I have also gotton rid of my addiction to the word "meh." I killed all my therapists and told my mom that I passed therapy. But then, she heard me saying it in my sleep. She injected some brainwashing serum into my spleen and I was cured! woozah!

Meh!

2005-12-26T14:04:00.000-12:00

Oh no! I have to go to therapy! Meh! My obsession with the word "Meh!" has gone too far!!! Meh! Oh no!!! Meh! In other news, I got a very good haul at Christmas! SW Battle Front 2, and a LOT of giftcards! My mom who I love very much, IT'S OKAY FOR SITH TO LOVE THERE MOMMIES SO STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!! Gave me a new rubber duckey!!! One who isn't posesed and doesn't want to kill me!!! I named it Xios...

Need New Apprentice!!!

2005-12-25T12:41:00.000-12:00

Obi-wan recently left a comment about wanting to join me, but I guess he was joking... Anyways, I would not have taken him in the first place. Many people and Jedi started to warn me about this "beer and cheetos" diet he seems to be obsesed with. Meh, I'm now setting my sights on other jedi like siri and yoda. And to answer Jedi Katt's questio, apparently my apprentice bought it on ebay :) You can have it if you sign a contract that says that you have to be my apprentice for at least one year...

Christmas Gifts

2005-12-23T05:24:00.000-12:00

Yessss! For Christmas, my apprentice, Timmy gave me what I have always wanted! An assasin droid that can fart acid! He also gave me an Ipod Nano that was built into a lightsaber! He said I could only choose one and the other one would go to him. I got so frustrated, I force wedgied him to death! I regret it now, no good sith these days... If you would like to become a sith, just tell me. I might recruit you. I'm desperate :(

Cereal Means Trouble

2005-12-22T16:53:00.000-12:00

I was eating my Coca Puffs when the spirit of my Mother in Law came and started Force Chocking me! Than my brother in law's spirit came and gave me an atomic force wedgie. I almost died. I ran away screaming and later found out that the cereal I had been eating had contained oreo weed! The oreo weed had been making me see things, and the force wedgie and force choke had been my possesed rubber duckey trying to kill me!

Stupid Apprentices...

2005-12-21T12:34:00.000-12:00

Finally, my apprentice, Darth Malak is dead. He has been "secretly" trying to overthrow me. But he was too stupid to carry out his plan... I had known of this plot for about 1/2 a year. I didn't kill him because he could still be very helpful to my new plan to overthrow the Republic. He was going to turn on my ship while we were attacking the Core Worlds. But a couple of days before he could pull of this scheme. My new apprentice, Darth Timmy ( Little Timmy) informed me that Malak had entered false cordinates into his ship and had flown into a flying cow orbitting the moons of yavin 4.

When I Last Saw Yoda

2005-12-20T13:55:00.000-12:00

Maybe it was his evil twin...

My Pledge to The Force

2005-12-20T13:53:00.000-12:00

There is no fear, there is power. There is no death, there is immortality. There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side. I am the Heart of Darkness. I know no fear, But rather I instill it in my enemies. I am the destroyer of worlds. I know the power of the Dark Side. I am the fire of hate. All the Universe bows before me. I pledge myself to the Darkness.


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